SONG: Hymn 2000 - Elton John/Bernie Taupin
Dm - Bb
Ab Db
She chose the soft centre
Ab Fm
And took it to bed with her mother
Ab F#
And the ideal confusion
Db Ab
Was just an illusion
Bbm Fm C
To gain further news of her brother
Ab Db
And the comfort of mother
Ab Fm
Was just an appeal for protection
Ab F#
For the cat from next door
Db Ab
Was found later at four
Bbm Fm C
In surgical dissection
F Eb
And I don't want to be
Bb F
The son of any freak
F Eb
Who for a chocolate centre
Bb F
Can take you off the street
F A
For soon they'll plough the desert
Dm Dm/C Bb
And God knows where I'll be
F F/E Dm
Collecting submarine numbers
G C
On the main street of the sea
The Vicar is thicker
And I just can't see through to him
For his cardinal sings
A collection of hymns
And a collection of coins is made after
And who wrote the Bible
Was it Judas or Pilate
Well one cleans his hands
While the other one hangs
But still I continue to stand
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