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KING OF COMEDY
Chords by: Bryan Killingsworth (akilling@pen.k12.va.us)
D
Make your money with a suit and tie
A
Make your money with a shrewd denial
C G
Make your money expert advice,
G A (before chorus hold 1st A on this line)
If you can wing it
D
Make your money with a power ply
A
Make your money with a buyout bribe
C G G A
Make it lie as long as you mean it
Chorus:
Gm C G
I'm not King of Comedy
Gm C G
Grease the pig, give a squeeze (squeeze me)
D
Make your money with exploitation
A
Make it holy illumination
C G
Say a prayer at every station
G A
Don't forget to ask for mercy
D
Make your money with a pretty face
A
Make it easy with product placement
C G
Make it charged with controversy
G A
I'm straight, I'm queer, I'm bi
Gm C G
I'm not king of comedy,
Gm C G
I'm not your magazine,
Gm C G
I'm not your television
{Bridge:} G5 Slide (8x)
D
Make your money, make it rich
A
make it young and make it quick
C G
Make your money on the jukebox, baby,
G A
it's pick up sticks
D
Make your enemies make your moves
A
Make your critics fumble through
C G
Make it smart and make it schmooze
G A
Make it look easy
Gm C G
I'm not king of comedy,
Gm C G
I'm not your magazine,
Gm C G
I'm not your television
Gm C G
I'm not your movie screen
Gm C G
I'm not commodity (all together now)
{Following chords are picked:}
Gm C G
I'm not commodity
Gm C G
I'm not commodity
Gm C G
I'm not commodity
Gm C G
I'm not commodity
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