All guitars standard tuned 
E A D G B E
T: 3/4
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Wolf at the Door

Intro: Dm Gm A
Dm
drag him out the window 
dragging out your dead 
singing i miss you 
Dsus2
snakes and ladders 
         Gm
flip the lid
out pops the cracker 
smacks you in the head 
knifes you in the neck
                 A
kicks you in the teeth 
steel toe caps 
takes all your credit cards
A7
get up get the gunge
Dm
get the eggs 
get the flan in the face
the flan in the face 
Dsus2
the flan in the face
Gm
dance you fucker dance you fucker
don't you dare
don't you dare
don't you flan in the face
A
take it with the love is given
take it with a pinch of salt
A7
take it to the taxman
Gm
let me back let me back
i promise to be good
Dsus2
don't look in the mirror 
Gm
at the face you don't recognize
help me call the doctor
put me inside
          A
put me inside 
put me inside 
put me inside
A7 
put me inside

D
i keep the wolf from the door
but he calls me up
G
calls me on the phone 
tells me all the ways that he's gonna mess me up
F#m
steal all my children 
if i don't pay the ransom


D
but i'll never see him again
     G
if i squeal to the cops

Dm Am Bb F A  x2
Oh ...
Dm Am Bb A
Oh ...

Dm
walking like a giant crane
Dsus2
with my x ray eyes i strip you naked 
     Gm
in a tight little world and are you on the list?
Stepford wives who are we to complain?
A
Investments and dealers investments and dealers
cold wives and mistresses. 
A7
cold wives and sunday papers.
Dm Gm A
(...?????????????)
A7
so why don't get up and turn the tape off? 

D
i keep the wolf from the door 
but he calls me up
G
calls me on the phone 
tells me all the ways that hes gonna mess me up
F#m
steal all my children
if i don't pay the ransom 
D
but i'll never see him again
     G
if i squeal to the cops

Dm Gm A
Oh ...
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Chords:
  G     A     A7     Dm    Dsus2   Gm    Am
 -3-   -0-   -0-    -1-    -0-     -3-   -0-
 -0-   -2-   -2-    -3-    -3-     -3-   -1-
 -0-   -2-   -0-    -2-    -2-     -3-   -2-
 -0-   -2-   -2-    -0-    -0-     -5-   -2-
 -2-   -0-   -0-    -x-    -x-     -5-   -0-
 -3-   -x-   -x-    -x-    -x-     -3-   -x-